Jawbone aka JB: A bulldog, the American kind. A struggling artist who can't find peace, not even on the toilet. Sanity is just a flush away.

Krystahl: An alley cat and temperamental writer who longs for fame almost as much as she longs for her true love. (See the aforementioned JB.)

Teddy: A toad reluctantly approaching the age of social insecurity;  the guest who never leaves.